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reallyreallyreallytrying:

1. Go to club 2. Wait for the drop 3. Just before drop yank the cord out of DJs iPod & plug it into yuor own 4. SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I ANT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

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rlmjob:

Me flirting

rlmjob:

Me flirting

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mrnotsofuckingright:

epicmurdock:

tumblr users you want to be friends with but you only talk to them once and don’t know how to do it again more like

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SO MANY TIMES AND I APOLOGIZE

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sourcedumal:

queerfabulousmermaid:

candymandie:

‘get back in the kitchen’

sure

be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in

I’ll go back in the kitchen

but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag

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i-killed-the-tree-of-life:

thethespacecoyote:

hey-its-tsai:

ask-femgermania:

fuckyeahrobespierre:

Some of the most iconic photos of our history. Seeing them in color makes it even more surreal.

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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS DONE—

did i already reblog this

who cares it’s awesome

The middle three I think are especially poignant, because I think when images of destruction, violence, and death are seen in black and white, there’s a sort of unreality about them…a tendency to see them as history, the stuff of textbooks, and not as real things that really happened. 

GOOSEBUMPS

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tibets:

Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit

tibets:

Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit

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American Psycho trivia: Two scenes featured unexpected improvisation by Christian Bale. When Bateman is jumping rope, he starts to skip and cross his jump rope as a schoolgirl would. Bale surprised director Mary Harron even more by starting to dance as Bateman was preparing to kill Paul Allen (Jared Leto). That time, she says in interviews and the commentary, she collapsed with laughter. 

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mmmyesquite:

uhuhanniebananie:

tltty:

i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine

people say the same thing about cocaine

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killerkranberry:

I have seen into the gates of hell

killerkranberry:

I have seen into the gates of hell

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Title: Just Click The Play Button
Artist: Sorry Not Sorry
Played: 56016 times

theannieplanet:

totalspiffage:

insecureillustrator:

typette:

these are awesome, it’s like am action battle skirt. just high enough not to step on, the front has ample leg maneuverability, and it looks rad. Want

I ummed and ahhed about reblogging this to my art main for a few days, because I wasn’t sure any of you guys would want to see my fashion designs. That’s right, this is my skirt design, you can buy it from Chicstar.com, and it’s my name on the label. If I sound proud, it’s because I am! I don’t know jack about fashion so when I succeeded in getting this and several others through the Chicstar system I was over the moon! Chuffed to buggery and back!

I don’t wanna get on my followers wicks, so I’m asking! Would you guys like to see more of my fashion designs on here (produced and unproduced), should I upload them them just to my personal tumblr, or should I make a fashion-design specific blog? But for the record, I’d only be likely to update it a few times a year - I don’t do this a lot.

WOAH NO WAY YOU DESIGNED THIS? I would love to see more of your things holy crap. This is an amazing skirt and I’m sure whatever designs you do have are all really awesome!! :D (ALSO THANK YOU I REALLY WANTED TO BUY THIS)

GIVE IT TO MEEEEE

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eightheads:

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

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Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

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Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

*splash* oops!

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